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drift compatible

it took me a moment to realize what was going on with their hands. Drift compatible indeed!

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me: ugh I’m gonna log out for a bit this is too stressful I’ll see you soon guys 

me in five minutes: 

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mornington-the-crescent: “ rook-the-bard-new: “ kompanie-mutter: “ der-wissenschaftler: “ anxietylord: “Imagine living in the 18th c when a wig was more expensive than a fucking cannon ” someone who understands how to budget please help my crew is...

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rook-the-bard-new:

kompanie-mutter:

der-wissenschaftler:

anxietylord:

Imagine living in the 18th c when a wig was more expensive than a fucking cannon

someone who understands how to budget please help my crew is dying

spend less on wigs

No

Me, a gentleman in the 18th Century: I have £ 32; what should I buy?

My friend: You can buy two whole cannons with that.

Me: Wig.

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hellotailor: “i’m so invested in toronto’s mystery tunnel story. after a month of fruitless investigating and a week-long public appeal from the police, two anonymous guys have admitted to building the whole thing for funsies. that’s it, no big deal.... hellotailor: “i’m so invested in toronto’s mystery tunnel story. after a month of fruitless investigating and a week-long public appeal from the police, two anonymous guys have admitted to building the whole thing for funsies. that’s it, no big deal.... hellotailor: “i’m so invested in toronto’s mystery tunnel story. after a month of fruitless investigating and a week-long public appeal from the police, two anonymous guys have admitted to building the whole thing for funsies. that’s it, no big deal.... hellotailor: “i’m so invested in toronto’s mystery tunnel story. after a month of fruitless investigating and a week-long public appeal from the police, two anonymous guys have admitted to building the whole thing for funsies. that’s it, no big deal.... hellotailor: “i’m so invested in toronto’s mystery tunnel story. after a month of fruitless investigating and a week-long public appeal from the police, two anonymous guys have admitted to building the whole thing for funsies. that’s it, no big deal....

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10knotes: “A stunning photograph of northern lights seen from the International Space Station ”

10knotes:

A stunning photograph of northern lights seen from the International Space Station

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